May 25th, 2012
My dear American Followers …
why you should move to Australia
- It’s not the USA
- No Republicans
- No FOX News
- No Tea Party
- It’s Beautiful Here
- Health Care, we haz it
- Liveable cities, we haz them
- Food, glorious food
- Wages are (generally) better
- 4 weeks annual leave is law
why you shouldn’t move to Australia
- No Obama
- Politics are boring
- International Travels costs too much
- We are subject to stupid zoning rules that make media more expensive and no netflix :(
- Consumer goods are not as cheap
- No medical Mary Jane Vouchers
- Caffeine is regulated (no hyper-caffeinated products)
- Umn …
- You hate freedom?
- I got nothing …
(via captainbutlers)
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aaamerah said:
jesus
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11. I will give you all a cuddle and be on spider catch and release duty.
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lizzindc said:
brb, packing a bag.
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adsinfinitum said:
I’m from South Africa. Can I come?
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girl-detective said:
Should: You can have Erin do your nails! Kanga Bangas! Shouldn’t: SPIDERS DEAR GOD THE SPIDERS. Also: How on you on Jews? I can’t live anywhere without other Jews.
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edited to incorporate the flurry of
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lyall said:
Housing is ridiculously expensive in Australia.
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s2z said:
don’t forget that awful tipping thing [vs minimum wage] in the states.
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samclifford reblogged this from roger-explosion and added:
Why you should move number 11: Our head of state doesn’t order drone strikes.
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felistella said:
I could live in Melbourne. Of that I haven’t a doubt.
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#ALSO OUR CAPITAL CITY IS CANBERRA
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nargleslivehere reblogged this from odiinson and added:
Can we talk about shipping prices to Australia? Cause that’s a bitch.
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mikesnosense said:
I’m in the uk, and it’s near impossible for me to move to either. Anyone for France?
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